Monday, February 14, 2011

Just another manic monster Monday

You were away all weekend. I think I'll purr for 10 hours straight. Then wake up on top of you in an upside-down heap like a pile of unkempt laundry (Figure 1). Then follow you around all morning (Figure 2).

Then ... oh yes, miscalculate my trip to the litter box and wander into your bedroom later with shit smeared all over my ass.

(Figure 1)

(Figure 2)


  1. This may have something to do with the fact that you didn't have to clean him up.