Thursday, March 24, 2011

Statistics don't lie

Nearly 100% of all monsters are illiterate.
Won't you please volunteer to help them learn to read?
Note: Most of your time will be spent trying to drag the little wanks off the bookshelf.

Monday, March 14, 2011


It's what happens when the boy and the girl return home after being away.

Sunday, March 6, 2011

Mad hops

I said a hip hop the hippie the hippie
to the hip hip a hop and ya don't stop

Thursday, March 3, 2011

Step 1: Cut a hole in a box ...

Not gonna get you a diamond ring
That sort of gift don't mean anything
Not gonna get you a fancy car
Girl ya gotta know you're my shining star
It's my cat in a box! My cat in a box, girl.

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Mnstr slp nw

A version of this was on display this morning.
Not sure how you show off in your sleep, but there it is.

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Monday, February 14, 2011

Just another manic monster Monday

You were away all weekend. I think I'll purr for 10 hours straight. Then wake up on top of you in an upside-down heap like a pile of unkempt laundry (Figure 1). Then follow you around all morning (Figure 2).

Then ... oh yes, miscalculate my trip to the litter box and wander into your bedroom later with shit smeared all over my ass.

(Figure 1)

(Figure 2)

Friday, February 11, 2011

It's a ploy

Hi. I just attacked you enthusiastically while you were sitting on the toilet. That really wore me out.

Thursday, February 10, 2011

Bad monster

I bit you on the chin. And now I'm sullen.

(A few minutes later.)
Dreaming about how good you taste ...

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Meet the monster. He is alternately an evil menace and the greatest stuffed animal that ever came to life. This is a daily account of the many ways in which he tortures and charms us.