Thursday, March 24, 2011

Statistics don't lie

Nearly 100% of all monsters are illiterate.
Won't you please volunteer to help them learn to read?
Note: Most of your time will be spent trying to drag the little wanks off the bookshelf.

Monday, March 14, 2011


It's what happens when the boy and the girl return home after being away.

Sunday, March 6, 2011

Mad hops

I said a hip hop the hippie the hippie
to the hip hip a hop and ya don't stop

Thursday, March 3, 2011

Step 1: Cut a hole in a box ...

Not gonna get you a diamond ring
That sort of gift don't mean anything
Not gonna get you a fancy car
Girl ya gotta know you're my shining star
It's my cat in a box! My cat in a box, girl.