Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Mnstr slp nw

A version of this was on display this morning.
Not sure how you show off in your sleep, but there it is.

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Monday, February 14, 2011

Just another manic monster Monday

You were away all weekend. I think I'll purr for 10 hours straight. Then wake up on top of you in an upside-down heap like a pile of unkempt laundry (Figure 1). Then follow you around all morning (Figure 2).

Then ... oh yes, miscalculate my trip to the litter box and wander into your bedroom later with shit smeared all over my ass.

(Figure 1)

(Figure 2)

Friday, February 11, 2011

It's a ploy

Hi. I just attacked you enthusiastically while you were sitting on the toilet. That really wore me out.

Thursday, February 10, 2011

Bad monster

I bit you on the chin. And now I'm sullen.

(A few minutes later.)
Dreaming about how good you taste ...

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Meet the monster. He is alternately an evil menace and the greatest stuffed animal that ever came to life. This is a daily account of the many ways in which he tortures and charms us.