What?

No, seriously -- what?

Statistics don't lie

Nearly 100% of all monsters are illiterate.

Won't you please volunteer to help them learn to read?

Note: Most of your time will be spent trying to drag the little wanks off the bookshelf.

TKO

It's what happens when the boy and the girl return home after being away.

The monster in winter

Mad hops

I said a hip hop the hippie the hippie

to the hip hip a hop and ya don't stop

Step 1: Cut a hole in a box ...

Not gonna get you a diamond ring

That sort of gift don't mean anything

Not gonna get you a fancy car

Girl ya gotta know you're my shining star

...

It's my cat in a box! My cat in a box, girl.

Something something killed the cat

Machine wash cold. Tumble dry, low heat.